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The Signs Get Creamy, Ice Creamy

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Ela Phab
Ela Phab
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Issue 22
August 18, 2024
Head image design by Orly Zebak.
Variety
Horoscope
Issue 22
The Signs Get Creamy, Ice Creamy

I scream, you scream, will all scream for the signs as ice cream! Swirl around in these starry psychological assessments that match flavour with those signs that live as stars in our night sky. Get ready to scream the news to all who will listen and gift yourself, tender souls, friends, saviours, crushes, and/or lovers, scoops that’ll taste heavenly.

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On a groovy green background is a purple sign with sparkles that informs us we will be entering a series listing Zodiac signs as ice cream flavours.
Leo is Olive Oil and Virgo is Pistachio. The first being tasty and trendy, the latter being rich, classy, and tasteful.
Libra is Fruit Sorbet and Scorpio is Tiger Tail. The first orders for looks and a little mint leaf garnish, while the latter goes for tail because it looks like Halloween and like they'd enjoy feeding it to their enemies.
Sagittarius is hot for hot fudge. Capricorn is strategic and orders the Neapolitan.
Not one for trends, Aquarius loves Mint Chocolate Chip. And Pisces, with their moods, go for Black Sesame.
Aries is Super Kid. Ready for fun. Taurus is Rocky Road. They don't overthink, especially when treats are involved.
Geminie is Coffee because you're addicted to them even though they keep you up all night. And Cancer is Maple. They sweet with an old soul.
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Ela Phab

Ela Phab is a trope and horoscope artist based in the west end of Montreal.

  • Ela Phab

    Ela Phab is a trope and horoscope artist based in the west end of Montreal.

I scream, you scream, will all scream for the signs as ice cream! Swirl around in these starry psychological assessments that match flavour with those signs that live as stars in our night sky. Get ready to scream the news to all who will listen and gift yourself, tender souls, friends, saviours, crushes, and/or lovers, scoops that’ll taste heavenly.

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On a groovy green background is a purple sign with sparkles that informs us we will be entering a series listing Zodiac signs as ice cream flavours.
Leo is Olive Oil and Virgo is Pistachio. The first being tasty and trendy, the latter being rich, classy, and tasteful.
Libra is Fruit Sorbet and Scorpio is Tiger Tail. The first orders for looks and a little mint leaf garnish, while the latter goes for tail because it looks like Halloween and like they'd enjoy feeding it to their enemies.
Sagittarius is hot for hot fudge. Capricorn is strategic and orders the Neapolitan.
Not one for trends, Aquarius loves Mint Chocolate Chip. And Pisces, with their moods, go for Black Sesame.
Aries is Super Kid. Ready for fun. Taurus is Rocky Road. They don't overthink, especially when treats are involved.
Geminie is Coffee because you're addicted to them even though they keep you up all night. And Cancer is Maple. They sweet with an old soul.
No items found.

Ela Phab

Ela Phab is a trope and horoscope artist based in the west end of Montreal.

  • Ela Phab

    Ela Phab is a trope and horoscope artist based in the west end of Montreal.