’Tis the Season for a Hanukkah Horoscope

Sagittarius

The relative singing Adam Sandler Parodies

Capricorn

The relative insisting you take some food home

Aquarius

In the basement watching a movie

Pisces

Brings the wine; drinks the wine

Aries

The oil that lights the fire

Taurus

The best comfort food

Gemini

A dreidel because you never know which side you’re going to get

Cancer

Soft and sweet filled doughnuts

Leo

Shiny like gelt

Virgo

The relative who critiques everyone’s spelling of the holiday

Libra

Balanced, bright; the holiday centrepiece

Scorpio

Burning candles