Sagittarius
The relative singing Adam Sandler Parodies
Capricorn
The relative insisting you take some food home
Aquarius
In the basement watching a movie
Pisces
Brings the wine; drinks the wine
Aries
The oil that lights the fire
Taurus
The best comfort food
Gemini
A dreidel because you never know which side you’re going to get
Cancer
Soft and sweet jelly filled donuts
Leo
Shiny like gelt
Virgo
The relative who critiques everyone’s spelling of the holiday
Libra
Balanced, bright; the holiday centrepiece
Scorpio
Burning candles
Header image design by Orly Zebak.
Ela Phab is a trope and horoscope artist based in the west end of Montreal.